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I’ve got my master’s degree in apathy.

"Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink."

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Charles Bukowski

I can honestly say I’ve always wanted to pee in my sink.

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I feel clever now.

count-crackula:

I feel clever now.

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An angel on earth, no, a goddess, and she totally was giving me the eye. Maybe I’m better looking than I thought? Or perhaps just a curiosity, like those weird things you see in the museum and you can’t stop looking at. Oh, how depressing. I’ll go with the first one.

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Vinny Santorini (Atlantis: the Lost Empire) // We done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, eh, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew.

You got anything sporty, like a tuna?

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yet the scars of our nation and the great sacrifice of men for hopeless and useless causes is overshadowed by a four day weekend and 25% off your favorite thing you always wanted. 

:O

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